Why My Cat Owes Me Rent

7/9/2025

2 min

Funny

Life

Cats

Tio Satria

Every day, this little fur demon wakes me up at 3AM, stares at me like "where’s my food, peasant?", and proceeds to sleep all day while I hustle to pay the bills.

You think you’re cute? Cute doesn’t pay utilities, buddy.

He contributes ZERO to this household economy. No coding, no cleaning, just shedding hair like a biological printer on low toner.

At this point, I should start invoicing him for rent.