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Humans: Just NPCs With Better Graphics

7/8/2025
2 min
Sarcasm
Humor
Life
Tio Satria

Tio Satria

Wake up. Check phone. Scroll endlessly. Complain. Sleep. Repeat.

You call this free will? Bro, Skyrim NPCs got more variety than your Monday.

The only difference between us and NPCs? Higher graphics fidelity and occasional existential dread.

At least NPCs don’t have taxes.